Posted by
go2self on Monday, July 17, 2006 8:18:35 PM
Analogy of terroist rules applied to sports.
BASEBALL.
You: Are allowed 3 outs per inning and only nine players on the field
Terrorists: are allowed unlimited outs and must be physically removed from the field before you get your turn at bat and anyone from the park may come in to tackle, impeded or disable your base runners.
TRACK:
You must show up at the starting line and wait for the gun before you begin your race.
Terrorist can start at anytime becuase they have their own starting guns and anyone from the park may come in to tackle, impeded or disable your run.
GROCERY SHOPPING: (I consider it a competitive sport 'cause I lose more often than I win)
You must stand in line and wait for your turn to pay only to be told by the the cashier that you are in the express lane and have too many items so you must go to the next line.
Terrorists just force everyone to lie on the floor while they redeem their coupons for free stuff and walk out without paying, then drive away in your car and anyone from anywhere can tackle, impeded, disable or shoot you if you try to get your car back.