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VA massacre is not politics

The nut who rampaged the campus was just that. One does NOT try to make sense out of a nutcase? You dont. You just pray for those affected by the actions of someone who lacks.

Anyone who thinks disarming the people will prevent blooshshed and senseless killing is right. After all that is what Hitler & Marcos did so that they could commence controlled bloodletting and sensible killing. i guess you can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, which leads me to wonder which people falls into the "all of the time" group.

If I was of liberal mindset I would think that any nut case with a gun was part of a part of Darwin's theory of the survival of the fittest, (hmmm isn't that how Europenas dominitated the civilized world) but fortunately I am not of that ideology and instead believe that there are nuts in the world that believe in thier misguided need to correct the rest of cosicety culture by any means possible, including a scorched earth policy.

And I thought this was not going to invite political comments. How can I have such a pupose driven ignorance? I suppose its just me being - blissfully ignorant.
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Imus was just on his way out anyway...

Imus was just on his way out anyway...

Now if I had a radio show and my rating were down and I were about to retire what could I do to boost my ratings, get invited to apologize on every talk show and get a book deal about how sorry I am for not seeing the light. Just follow the money.

Dont get me wrong, I don't condone nor support what Imus said but if he wore a baseball cap sideways, loosened his belt and lowered his pants four inches & wore name brand sneakers unlaced then started his comments with "Yo, hey mama to all you nappy headed hoes out there, I just cant be widdout you", then those words would be terms of endearment (after all gansta rap is an art form that allows artistic renditions of words).

Added 5/2/07: Now talk about an easy retirement. With the pending lawsuit he gets paid without even showing up. 
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Global Warming Experts - bah, humbug

Can you imagine the narcissistic liberal mindset needed to think that man has more power than the sun and can affect the weather patterns of the earth. These are the same experts that, a few hundred years ago, believed that the world was flat - talk about not being in touch with reality.
Are these experts just nuts or idiots or maybe practicing something more insidious. Are they desparate Marxists with no cause left to stand behind? Imagine how desparate they are when their ideology has failed time and time again. Nothing in nature supports communism so what makes thme think that they can make it work? Even ants, the oldest living intelligent civilizations on the planet earth practices captialism.

Think about it. Download the Global Warming Swindle in MP4 format and learn how facts presented without a timeframe is the same as a lie.

Global warming...experts...Bah, humbiug
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Terror for Muslim Terrorists - Lets Roll

Ending jihad is as simple as cooking up bacon.

A sepcial fighting squad can end jihad and cause true terror for Muslim terrorists by simply issuing bullets coated with bacon (pork) fat. The fact that any Muslim terrorist wounded or killed by such a bullet would eliminate any chance of an eternity in heaven would strike terror into the heart of the terrorist. Can you imagine them crying foul and proclaiming that such tactics are "an inhumane and barbaric way to way to fight a war".

Hah! Imagine the results that a threat of a nuclear bacon bomb will have on jihad and Iranian uranium enrichment.

Silly you say, but it so was the idea of a flying machine by the Wright brothers. Lets roll.

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Atheist is synonomous with hypocrite.

Ask any hypocrite, I mean atheist when they were born and they will actually reply with a month, a day and a year,
not knowing that time in modern history is benchmarked from the birth year of Jesus Christ.

Imagine if the year was removed from all government documents (hmmm that actually might be a good idea), how on earth would the courts operate without dated materials. And what of the expiration date of milk?

But then again if the hypocrites, oops there I go again, atheists really want to rewrite history then I suppose they should demand that the dates be altered to reflect some other form of time measurement.
Let those hypocrites errr, I meant atheists wrap their brains around that for a while.
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Marketing 101 for Women

Here are revisions to an email that I received =

Women often ask for a concise definition of "Marketing."
Well ladies, here it is - laid (hmmm pun there) out to make it easy to relate to:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up
to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
         That's Direct Marketing.

2. For parties you dress in the shortest see-thru dress, no underwear,
spiked heels and get dropped off so you can walk to the party.
         That's Advertising.  

3. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
        That's Promoting

4. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic
in bed"
       That's Telemarketing.

5. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten
his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed."
             That's Public Relations.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
        That's Brand Recognition.

7. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
         That's a Sales Rep.

8. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
         That's Tech Support.

9. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing., so you climb onto
the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
        That's Junk Mail.

10. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs
your  fanny.
         That's Market Response..

11. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you
were offended so wants to sue.
          That's a press release.  

12. Three best marketing strategies (in the order of cost)
Telephone
Television
Tell-a-women
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Define Patriotic for Libs

Just to make it easy for liberal politicians, lets look at our country as if it were a sporting event.
Our team versus another team.

When our fans cheers for the opposing team, that is not patriotic.
When our fans cheer for our team, that is patriotic
When our fans boo our team because we are behind in points, that is not patriotic.
When our fans boo the other team that is patriotic.
When our fans leave the game before it is over, that is not patriotic
When our fans stay till the end, no matter what, that is patriotic
When our fans stop paying for tickets and dont help with fundraisers, that is not patriotic.
When our fans dig into their pockets and help with fundriaisers, that is patriotic

When the action of our fans are not patriotic and they claim that it is their patriotic duty to not practice being  patriotic -
then that is idiotic.
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Attitude Adjustment #428

This is an unconfirmed quote purportedly to have occurred when a member of the British Parliament asked Prime Minister Tony Blair why he believes so much in America:

"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out."

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul and the other for your freedom.
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What has America done to provoke 911?

Here are six good reasons for Islamic Facists to despise, hate and destroy the USA.
1. Freedom of speech, a riduculous notion seeing that all men are not created equal with death to the lesser.
2. Freedom of sexual preference, infidels openly displaying gay & lesbian tendencies must meet death. 
3. Freedom that gives women rights and equal standing as men, an impossiblity, punishable by stoning or death.
4. Freedom of religion, must be punished by death as there is only 1 religion.
5. Freedom to allow citizens to have a voice in government, only if in full agreement,if not punishable by imprisonment or death. 
6. Freedom to practice a secular lifestyle, blasphemous behavior must be met with death.
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Terrorist Rules of War

Analogy of terroist rules applied to sports.
BASEBALL.
You: Are allowed 3 outs per inning and only nine players on the field
Terrorists: are allowed unlimited outs and must be physically removed from the field before you get your turn at bat and anyone from the park may come in to tackle, impeded or disable your  base runners.

TRACK:
You must show up at the starting line and wait for the gun before you begin your race.
Terrorist can start at anytime becuase they have their own starting guns and anyone from the park may come in to tackle, impeded or disable your run.

GROCERY SHOPPING: (I consider it a competitive sport 'cause I lose more often than I win)
You must stand in line and wait for your turn to pay only to be told by the the cashier that you are in the express lane and have too many items so you must go to the next line.
Terrorists just force everyone to lie on the floor while they redeem their coupons for free stuff and walk out without paying, then drive away in your car and anyone from anywhere can tackle, impeded, disable or shoot you if you try to get your car back.

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